Debt problems? Raise a laugh!

Sipho's Letter

Dear Sir/Madam

I acknowledge receipt of your letter dated 7 July 2008 in which, for the 3rd time, you request that I pay the monies owed to you.  

I first want you to know that by no means do I dispute my debt and I intend to pay as soon as possible.

However, I would like to bring to your attention that you are not my only creditor.  

I have many more creditors quite as honourable and important as you, and whom I wish to pay, too. 

That is why, each month, I throw all the names of my creditors into a hat and draw one randomly.  

The one drawn is paid immediately.

I hope that yours will come out shortly.

Sincerely Yours,

Sipho

P.S.  I regret to inform you that given the harsh and threatening tone of your last letter, you will not be taking part in the next three draws.