Pre-rich and testing my willpower?

Godly Humor Series

the funny side of life

Volume 37

Here is a continuation of the Godly Humor Series—The Funny Side of Life (Volume 37), embracing the witty, wise, and slightly chaotic moments of life—

I'm not broke, I'm just pre-rich and currently testing my willpower. Truly, a slice of pizza is just a hug you can eat. Cats show us how to be present, demand worship, and knock things off tables with spiritual precision. Stay tuned for Volume 38!

Being poor is a frame of mind.

—Mike Todd

Clear as mud, in other words.

Pizza is a Band Aid for so many problems.

―Mike Birbiglia

I have lived with several Zen masters–all of them cats.

—Eckhart Tolle