And yet another laugh!

Laughter is medicine!

Here she comes again!

Debt problems? Raise a laugh!

Sipho's Letter

Dear Sir/Madam

I acknowledge receipt of your letter dated 7 July 2008 in which, for the 3rd time, you request that I pay the monies owed to you.  

I first want you to know that by no means do I dispute my debt and I intend to pay as soon as possible.

However, I would like to bring to your attention that you are not my only creditor.  

I have many more creditors quite as honourable and important as you, and whom I wish to pay, too. 

That is why, each month, I throw all the names of my creditors into a hat and draw one randomly.  

The one drawn is paid immediately.

I hope that yours will come out shortly.

Sincerely Yours,

Sipho

P.S.  I regret to inform you that given the harsh and threatening tone of your last letter, you will not be taking part in the next three draws.

Adam blamed Eve

You'll love this one!

Cheers

Sorrow

Some Monday Cheer!

Strictly Tongue-in-cheek ~ How to start each day with a positive outlook!

Open a new file in your computer.


Name it.


Send it to the Recycle Bin.


Your PC will ask you: Do you really want to get rid of Name it?


Firmly click Yes.


Feel better?  Tomorrow we'll do ANother.

Strictly Tongue-in-cheek ~ Another problem caused by deforestation

Horror Stories

LOL ~ There I fixed it!