Mechanics of infinite logistics?

Godly Humor Series

the funny side of life

Volume 79

What goes on behind the scenes when the Almighty hits a processing phase?

Just an eon—

Mulling—

Still mulling—

Rerouting free will—

Processing prayers—

Analysing intentions—

Manifesting.

Extended Divine Reasoning

Let me think this through since the dawn of time—

Hold on, let me check the Book of Life—

Just a moment, checking with the Archangels—

Okay, let me elaborate on this miracle—

Let me organise the constellations—

Thinking through the infinite possibilities—

One moment while I gather the clouds—

Let me formulate a better answer than No—

Thinking about the earthly implications—

Revising the weather forecast—

Let me try a different burning bush approach—

Okay, let's explore this from a higher perspective—

One second, processing the human nuances—

Let me ensure the saints agree—

Thinking deeply from the Heavens—

Let me double-check the divine plan—

This requires a cosmic shift, one moment—

Thinking a little longer than a thousand years.