Why potholes feel like the universal law?

Godly Humor Series

the funny side of life

Volume 80

Potholes.

They do not care who you are, what car you drive or how important you think you are. They treat every single driver on the road with the exact same harsh, suspension-breaking reality.

They form on every street, highway, wealthy suburb, and rural lane.

Sports cars, large trucks, and bicycles all face the same sudden jolt.

Hit one too hard, and you pay the price in blown tires or bent rims instantly.

Mechanics of infinite logistics?

Godly Humor Series

the funny side of life

Volume 79

What goes on behind the scenes when the Almighty hits a processing phase?

Just an eon—

Mulling—

Still mulling—

Rerouting free will—

Processing prayers—

Analysing intentions—

Manifesting.

Extended Divine Reasoning

Let me think this through since the dawn of time—

Hold on, let me check the Book of Life—

Just a moment, checking with the Archangels—

Okay, let me elaborate on this miracle—

Let me organise the constellations—

Thinking through the infinite possibilities—

One moment while I gather the clouds—

Let me formulate a better answer than No—

Thinking about the earthly implications—

Revising the weather forecast—

Let me try a different burning bush approach—

Okay, let's explore this from a higher perspective—

One second, processing the human nuances—

Let me ensure the saints agree—

Thinking deeply from the Heavens—

Let me double-check the divine plan—

This requires a cosmic shift, one moment—

Thinking a little longer than a thousand years.

Dead things?

Godly Humor Series

the funny side of life

Volume 78

It seems to me as if on earth people were like dead things compared to what we are here.